Do fat people wipe their asses?
I mean really, when your 350lbs it must be impossible. Do they have an ass wiper that reaches around or something? Can someone enlighten me on this.
Oh and I wonder if that’s the reason why fat people smell. Maybe they are so depressed that they can’t see their dick or wipe their ass, that they just don’t care to bathe too.
If your fat (and I mean 300+lbs fat) don’t get offended. I’m not buying that “it’s a gene thing, they can’t help it”.
The word of the day is comprimise. Yeah I know it sucks ass but sometimes you gotta bite the bullet, especially if you want pussy. So me and the mrs are back on track and loving as ever, plus you know what happens when you make up, oh yeah it was the bomb.
The funny thing about relationships is that they start off so good. Two people all giddy about meeting each other, it’s like a dream. After 6 months, it’s more like waking up to a job you don’t want to go to. In my case it’s not that bad at all, this girl is really good, and I really shouldn’t complain. I’m a lucky bastard for the most part.
Besides that i’d like to complain about the cold. I mean can someone tell me what the point of winter is? Oh I know fellow canadians will scream “hockey!” , “beer!”, and “skiing!” but honestly, why do we need -30C conditions. I have a freezer for ice cream, I don’t need one for my balls.
Oh and why the hell don’t they sell peanut butter twix here like they do in the states? Are canadians not worthy of that, do they think caramel is all we will ever need?
Besides that i’m done complaining for now. Feedback as usual is always welcome.
So your probably wondering why I decided to rant and rave on the internet, even if your not wondering i’ll tell you. I think it’s healthy to complain and vent your thoughts, I mean who wants to hold that in and get some form of cancer or nervous breakdown? Now I know a lof of people say what’s the point in complaining or why are you being a whiny bitch, to those people I say kiss my ass, it’s my blog and i’ll rant till i’m blue in the face.
So my first complaint is the difficulty’s of living with someone. I just recently moved in with a girl that I love and she really is great, except there is friction. She always complains about the dumbest shit, like why I don’t put the seat down, or why I don’t wash enough dishes. Now i’ll admit that washing dishes sucks ass, and is usually a last resort, I mean hell, I don’t mind eating with a spoon and an old tupperwear lid if everything else is dirty. She also tells me about how it’s not fair and she’s not happy, blah blah. Ok so maybe I am an insensitive prick, but i’m a loving insensitive prick! I didn’t move out from my parents place only to be ruled by another woman!
My second complaint is the fact that this woman is naive. I mean really fucking naive. She hates flickr(not that she really knows what it is) and doesn’t want our pics up, because god forbid someone will see her *gasp*. The funny thing about this is she uses her full name in her hotmail account, i mean first+last name and chats with everybody under the sun on msn. She asks me why I would want to put my pic up on the internet in the first place? Hmm I dunno, maybe to help launch my modeling career ? Go figure.
Besides that she’s genuinly sweet, apart from the mood swings and constant reminders of why I can’t put my feet up on our 189$ bought-on-sale coffee table, I really do love her.
Yeah, that’s all I gotta say on that right now. If anyone reads this, feel free to comment, go ahead and tell me about comprimise, how i’m a bastard, etc… it will really mean so much to me…
